September 30, 2012; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Los Angeles Dodgers left fielder Shane Victorino (8) catches a fly ball in the second inning against the Colorado Rockies at Dodger Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Gary A. Vasquez-US PRESSWIRE

Step Two: Sign Nyjer Morgan. (For 2 years and $5 million)

Step Three: Sign Jason Bourgeois. (For league minimum)

Step Four: Give Ryan Raburn, Don Kelly and Quintin Berry the official boot. Plan on having Brennan Boesch and Avisail Garcia spend 2013 in northern Ohio.

Adding those three guys to Austin Jackson and Andy Dirks would provide a formidable defensive and middling offensive outfield going into 2013. Either Hunter or Victorino would provide a right-handed bat and improve the Tigers offensive performance against lefties. Strangely, though Victorino is a switch-hitter he’s actually the one with the bigger splits. He’s also a lot younger than Hunter and coming off a down year rather than an inexplicably good one – to put it another way, if both had been free agents prior to 2012 Victorino would have been looking for a 5-year $80 million contract and Hunter would have been fishing for 1 and $10 million (which might have been hard to find). Either guy would be almost certain to hit second behind Jackson and either guy should be getting regular days off when tough righties are on the mound (Hunter due to age, Victorino due to those insane splits). We would also like that 4th outfielder (to whom we could devote actual cash and a certain roster spot for multiple years) to serve as a backup plan, as pessimistic as this sounds, should 2013 Andy Dirks be no better than 2011 Andy Dirks. And, of course, we want him to be a surer bet to do at least some part of the game well than Brennan Boesch.

The Tigers also need a guy who can fill in when Austin Jackson needs a rest (again, should be a lefty) that can actually play center field well – something Dirks certainly cannot do and Victorino and Hunter probably cannot do anymore. So we need a slick-fielding CF with a left-handed bat who hits righties well (we don’t care about lefties) who’ll be willing to sign a deal for limited PT. We also know – based on how Jim Leyland fills out lineup cards – that whoever fills in for Jackson or Victorino/Hunter is going to take their spot in the lineup, which means we want a guy with OBP rather than power. My pick: Nyjer Morgan. Morgan was DFA’ed by the Brewers already this offseason and has become a free agent. His 2012 wasn’t great offensively, but over his career he has a .297/.352/.385 line against righties (and something godawful against lefties). He covers a lot of ground (with good instincts) in the outfield and makes some noise on the basepaths. He’d be perfect for spelling either Jackson in center or Victorino/Hunter in right. He’d also be a better option than the Tigers have had in several years should Jackson spend time on the DL again.

The last part – after we find a right-fielder that can bat second, mash lefties and actually play the position well for a change and a 4th outfielder to spell that right-fielder (and provide an emergency backup for Jackson) – is to find a platoon partner for Andy Dirks. That guy doesn’t need to do great things as far as getting on base, he’s likely to be batting towards the bottom of the order. He’s also going to need to be available on a budget one-year deal, since Garcia is going to be doing this in 2014. There won’t be any need for him to play great center – but we could certainly use somebody who would be a real base-stealing threat as a pinch-runner rather than just a guy who can go first-to-third. We’d also like any guy we’d be looking to sign from outside the organization to be a guy well suited to Comerica Park – which basically means a gap hitter (or triples guy) rather than a power hitter. My pick for this role is (as I mentioned a few days ago) Jason Bourgeois formerly of the Kansas City Royals. Bourgeois has L-R splits very much like Nyjer Morgan, but he’s right-handed so his overall numbers don’t look so great. Still – a .754 OPS (vs. L) from a speedy guy seems great.

April 15, 2012; Kansas City, MO, USA; Kansas City Royals center fielder Jason Bourgeois (42) runs down a fly ball against the Cleveland Indians during the ninth inning at Kauffman Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Peter G. Aiken-US PRESSWIRE

Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat: this is not a potential solution to the Tigers problems in right field like, say, Torii Hunter or Shane Victorino could be. Jason Bourgeois is not a full time player – period. But, unlike Quintin Berry he is at least the right kind of “not a full time player”… a right-handed hitter that cannot hit lefties. The ideal platoon (if there is one) has a lefty that is better – in general – than the righty, though both are going to struggle mightily against same-handed pitching. Imagine that you have a “good” platoon guy that puts up an .800 OPS against opposite-handers and a .650 OPS against same-handers, then a “bad” platoon guy that puts up a .750 OPS against opposite-handers and a .600 OPS against same-handers. There is either a 200-point or 100-point difference between what you get out of the two, so it obviously makes sense to platoon them either way. Still, which guy do you wish was the one who saw most of the playing time? The “good” one, right? That means the “good” one had better be a lefty – and that is the critical problem here as far as making room for Quintin Berry. A “good” righty and a “bad” lefty would be like strict platooning 2012 Berry and 2012 Delmon Young. A “good” lefty and a “bad” righty (matching the numbers I put up above) would be roughly what we could expect from a 2013 platoon of Andy Dirks and Jason Bourgeois – and the difference in numbers would be significant.

If I’m in favor of this, I suppose I have a few automatic questions to answer:
1. Why not play Dirks full time? 2012 Dirks had an implausibly high BABIP and is due for a major regression – but that doesn’t mean that he’s crap. What it does mean is that his big L-R split from 2012 is going to become a real issue if that falling BABIP takes his performance against lefties below some critical threshold level – and it’s a fair bet that it will.

2. Why not Avisail Garcia? I don’t think that Avisail Garcia is ready to play (well) full time in 2013 – but I think that he might be when he’s 23. Would you rather he spent 3 out of every 4 games riding the pine in 2013 just because he is ready to play (well) as the weak side of a platoon? I’d expect very similar value from Garcia as Bourgeois in 2013, but worry that it would stunt his development to use him that way.

3. Why Jason Bourgeois? His career slash lines are .315/.359/.396 against lefties and .206/.252/.250 against righties. He doesn’t strike out much and adds value with his legs and glove – he looks like the kind of player who would thrive (in relative terms) in Comerica Park. Though he only has 2 career PAs there, he did get a hit and a steal. Bourgeois didn’t add much value as a reserve for Kansas City last year, spending a large portion of the year in the minors. His minor league numbers were unimpressive, which may have contributed to keeping him there and getting him booted off the 40 this month. But… his walks and strikeouts still looked good down there (unlike Ryan Raburn) and the bad slash line was due to a terrible BABIP.