Detroit Tigers: Five Closed Captioning Disasters
By Chris Brown

KC Mice
There’s some impressive pitching from Casey Mize in this clip, and some impressive names as well. Mize gets called Casey Meyers, which is a perfectly acceptable name for a pitcher, and the he gets the phonetic treatment. First he’s called KC Mice (there’s a solution for that), then the closed captioning decides KC Mei’s is better (Overwatch fans?), before calling him Casey Eyes in a clear nod to one of the country’s finest ophthalmic research facilities. The system is reeling now, and in a Rumpelstiltskin-eque fit of desperation it throws out the nonsensical moniker KC My’s.