Detroit Tigers Team Mock Elections

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers manager Brad Ausmus (7) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

Mock elections are one of those things that will forever be cemented in high school lore. And as much as we didn’t like to admit it, being elected something in the mock elections, even if it was as unflattering as “Most Likely to Be Arrested,” was pretty cool. With the baseball season rapidly approaching, it is only appropriate to have Mock Elections for the 2015 Detroit Tigers. The competition was stiff for some of these categories, while others took home the prize in landslide fashion. There are some familiar faces, as well as some new ones.

Disclaimer: These are meant purely for entertainment purposes, in no way are they meant to be defamatory

James McCann, C

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers catcher James McCann (34) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

“Most Likely to Use Turtle Wax in Place of Sunscreen”

Andrew Romine, SS

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers shortstop Andrew Romine (27) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

“Most Likely to Win a ‘Benedcit Cumberbatch Look-a-Like’ Contest”

Daniel Fields, OF

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers center fielder Daniel Fields (29) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

“Most Likely to Not Find Poop Jokes Funny”

Alex Avila, C

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers catcher Alex Avila (13) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

“Most Likely to Have His Entire Body Engulfed by His Facial Hair”

Brad Ausmus, Manager

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers manager Brad Ausmus (7) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

“Most Likely to Be Self Conscious About His Body Odor” 

Alfredo Simon, P

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Alfredo Simon (31) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

“Most Likely to Have Saw Jim Leyland Shirtless Just Before His Picture Was Taken”

Joe Nathan, Closer

Feb 28, 2015; Lakeland, FL, USA; Detroit Tigers relief pitcher Joe Nathan (36) poses during Photo day at Joker Merchant Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports

“Most Likely to Receive E-Mails from AARP”

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