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Detroit Tigers: Five Closed Captioning Disasters
By Chris Brown
A Sub Par Race
This one came up during our deep dive on Isaac Paredes, and it offers several delights, including “Blow smoke to left,” which is actually a pretty fantastic way to describe a home run. We’ve all watched a sub par race or two, and many of us have even participated in one, but it’s always nice to see a player’s first Major League Holbrook.