Detroit Tigers: Five Closed Captioning Disasters
By Chris Brown
![DETROIT, MI - MAY 23: Detailed view as a Fox Sports reporter holds a microphone prior to a game between the Detroit Tigers and Miami Marlins at Comerica Park on May 23, 2019 in Detroit, Michigan. The Marlins won 5-2. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images) DETROIT, MI - MAY 23: Detailed view as a Fox Sports reporter holds a microphone prior to a game between the Detroit Tigers and Miami Marlins at Comerica Park on May 23, 2019 in Detroit, Michigan. The Marlins won 5-2. (Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images)](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/https-3A-2F-2Fmotorcitybengals-com-2Fwp-content-2Fuploads-2Fgetty-images-2F2017-2F07-2F1154536300-850x560-2eb1b2929566581649a276fd4b9f2663.jpg)
A Sub Par Race
This one came up during our deep dive on Isaac Paredes, and it offers several delights, including “Blow smoke to left,” which is actually a pretty fantastic way to describe a home run. We’ve all watched a sub par race or two, and many of us have even participated in one, but it’s always nice to see a player’s first Major League Holbrook.